The air is full of salt and souvenirs, mountains disappear in the rain, recycled books, caravans, and shells are the barter, traffic is heavy at lunch-time turn-offs. It’s the old-fashioned pressure drop, even cars drift into the oncoming lane, ‘honest, officer, I didn’t realise’ … The beer garden is a natural smelling of wedges and a light hoppy taste, the hits of the 70s, hey, the 60s, the sun ain’t gonna shine anymore until tomorrow’s front, northerlies over the seaward alps. You can vouch for the rain, it’s authentic, cold, not as sticky as beer, and here’s to the long grey cloud hiding the sun today, the hole in the ozone layer that makes the light clear and slightly lethal like blue cod in batter and grainy salt on the chips you’re unwrapping idling into new year.